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11. Bellend
Some-one who can be very, very annoying at times.
Oh my god, Johann is such a bellend!!
1. bellend
British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.
Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on 'Da Ali G Show')
by Robert Goatse Mar 3, 2003 add a video
2. Bellend
The end part of a penis designed so that your hand doesnt slide off when your having a wank
get ma bellend in your mouth bitch
by Paul B Jan 9, 2004 add a video
3. bellend
1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot.
When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.
by esadbaf Oct 12, 2004 add a video
4. bellend
1. the glans of the penis
2. a humourosly named tent
3. the end of a bell
1. hes got such a big bellend, but no shaft, hes mushroom rigged
2. come on sheila, lets do it in the bellend!
3. I say vicar, you need to ploish your bellend!
by Neo Dec 26, 2003 add a video
5. bellend
An idiot, an unschooled, uncultured oik.

One who behaves inappropriately, sometimes in a humourous fashion.

A twat.

Usually referring to a male but I've met a few birds who would wear the epithet well.
Don't be a bellend all of your life and get the bastard ale in.

Oi, bellend, move that fuckin jeep!
6. bellend
A device built in to a geezers spunk trunk to stop his hand flying off the end whilst getting "pointey toed".
johnathon beeching has a bellend so tiny his hand always flies off explaining his black eye the other day.
by nathan bangstick Oct 16, 2003 add a video
7. bellend
The head of a penis
I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending
by Me Dec 15, 2003 add a video
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