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A stupid stuttering girl from the overly-adjective saga Twilight. She is overly obsessive and starts seeing hallucinations, jumps off of cliffs and busts her head open riding motorcycles JUST to see a dead person Edward.

Also she's a selfish little person who wants Jacob AND Edward.

Portrays necrophilia and bestiality.

Is said to be really average looking but a lot of guys like her, cannot dress to save her life and seems to be incredibly boring.
Edward Cullen: I'm leaving you

Bella Swan: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ut w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-whhy?
n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no-o-o!
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1. A character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight

2. A pretty swan

3. A random act of clumsiness or stupidity
3. I pulled a Bella Swan today and accidentally went flying over the sofa.
by diddly oop November 01, 2006
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Verb: An act of clumsiness or stupidity.
I pulled a Bella Swan in Wal-Mart today, someones going to be doing their job
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A character from the poorly written 'Twilight' Series.
It would have been sp much better if James would have killed her..

bella swan is just as boring as edward they belong together.
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1. A necrophiliac who is also very clumsy. May or may not be insane saying that vampires sparkle. Also has been known to have bestiality with a wolf. If you see her run very far away.

2. A girl closely related to Mary Sue, they might be twins.
OMG is that Bella Swan? Run away!!!!!!

I think I'm going to do a Bella Swan and bang some dead dudes and wolves.
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Bella swan is a stupid bitch who dosen't deserve Edward or Jacob. She also thinks that everyone loves her. Although she is the most retarded character in the Twilight series everyone wants to be her
look at bella Swan she's such a slut

bella: oh jacob doing this for me cause he loves me!! aww soo sweet
Jacob: no i'm not you stupid bitch! i don't love you anymore... i like your daughter cause your a whore
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The main character in the 'Twilight' series. A girl who somehow has to choose between Beastiality and Necrophilia.
"Should I choose the furry, or the sparkly?" - Bella swan
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