As seen in Shane Dawsons youtube video "SICK OF TWILIGHT AND SUSAN BOYLE"
Edward: Bella, I have to tell you something.
Edward: I'm leaving you.
Bella: Is it because I'm human and you're a vampire and our love is impossible?
Edward: No it's because your unattractive. Kinda look like a man, you have literally no ass, your hair kinda looks like a bunch of pubic hair glued on your head bird mistake it for a nest all the time.
HAHAHA THATS SOME NASTY BELLA STYLE SHES GOT GOIN' ON.
(for rest of it go to youtube and search Shane Dawson)