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This is a sexual act performed when a man masturbates on a woman's chest, but the catch is the man drools on her while he's standing over her.

The act is commonly performed among people of low intelligence who do not realize what is happening.

If the man is bald and is an alcoholic, it is then known as a Homer Simpson.
Clarence couldn't help it, nor did he realize, he had just successfully performed the Bell honeybun.

by Trevor Adams February 24, 2008