big shiny purple end of the penis
its not my fault i can't get it up, just lick my bell end
1.The glans of the penis. So called because of it's similarity in shape to that of a bell. See also helmet
2.A foolish person. A plank
I'd just had one off the wrist but I couldn't find the Kleenex so I had to wipe my bell-end on the curtains.
An idiot, an unschooled, uncultured oik.
One who behaves inappropriately, sometimes in a humourous fashion.
Usually referring to a male but I've met a few birds who would wear the epithet well.
Don't be a bellend all of your life and get the bastard ale in.
Oi, bellend, move that fuckin jeep!
1. the tip of a mans penis
2. an insult
1.Core! Mr Bennett really has got an almighty bell end!
He certainly has!
2. Honestly, mate you really are massive bell end
A term used to call someone an idiot or retard. This can also be known as the end of a penis, penis looks like the end, end etc.
You missed the ball, you bell end!
A device built in to a geezers spunk trunk to stop his hand flying off the end whilst getting "pointey toed".
johnathon beeching has a bellend so tiny his hand always flies off explaining his black eye the other day.
The head of a penis
I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending