1.The northern-part of the country is populated by ugly, jealous, assholes who colaborated gladly with the nazi during WW2, so they lost a war, they also speak a vomiting based language called Vlaaaaaaams.
2.The southern part is populated by friendly, cool, hard-partyers, who stood up to the nazis during WW2, so they won the war, the speak French, and some have German as their first language. Country known for it's Belgian Waffles (coming from Liege a city in Wallonia), the best beer in the world, Leffe (Comes from Namur, in Wallonia)...
2. "WOW this guy knows how to party!" "Yeah he is from Wallonia" "oh it's normal then."
3. "WOW this waffle is so good" "Yeah it's a waffle from Belgium".
belgiuman; yea but they gotta be called belgian fries cause ours kick ass