Capital city of Northern Ireland found in Antrim with parts poking into Down.

Full of rough-looking people who are nosy, violent and stare at anything they don't like the looks of.

Violence is seen on every street corner on a Friday/Saturday night, generally carried out by alcoholic teenagers who want to beat an innocent person to a pulp for a few laughs.

Almost 90% of the city is made up of millies. See millies

Also has a high amount of alternative people, generally classed "hippies" by the ignorant. They get drunk in the city centre in huge crowds but are soon dispersed by a few rouhg-looking millbags with rough voices. Most "hippies" are annoying who compete for status of the "scene" and use violence to get it. Is littered with pre-teenage, over-eccentric bisexuals.

Most of the individuals in the city are paranoid due to the amount of sectarian violence that goes on. Catholics fear for their lives in Protestant areas and vice versa.

A lot of the inhabitants enjoy laughing at another's expense and making them feel a lot worse just for "a laugh".

Chewing gum takes up 90% of the pavement.
Shops are woefully stocked with restricted amounts of fashionable clothing.
Dirt and grime are riddled on every street within the city.
Burning cars, murals and Union Jacks adorn most "suburban" districts.

Overall rating as a city - "S" for "SHIT!!"
"I hate Belfast with a burning passion!!"
#belfast #northern #ireland #dirt #grime #violence #hate
by Ciarán Gibson July 16, 2006
The least popular place in the entire island of Ireland, if tourism is anything to go by. Most people tend to stay clear and go for a nice wee break south of the border in Dublin's fair city instead, safe in the knowledge that now they won't be kneecapped by a bunch of retards.
Husband: Honey, lets go to Belfast at the weekend
Wife: Fuck off knob jockey, we're going to Dublin, I don't fancy getting petrol bombed
by Rian August 14, 2005
A place in Northern Ireland(a territory of the U.K.)Where may dad got a job.
Dad sent me a T-shirt that says Belfast,Northern Ireland.
by Light Joker June 13, 2004
the most wonderful place on earth, where segregation is still the norm. best town in ireland. there are no pretences here no joking like americans and canada we really do hate each other and its fuckin great i love it. we dont mix in sport or school or socially. we dont marry them'ens and have none as friends. belfast is not some hip happenin place it is a shit hole. anybody who wants peace in belfast and for us to mix is a drug demented hippy. but dont come here and see for yourself we really dont want you here. bad points immigration is sky high so is personal crime and drug use
belfast says fuck ye all
#ireland #irish #catholic #taig #prod
by da origanal playa May 18, 2006
it is a as bad as everyone says, probably worse actually but we love it it KICKS ASS!!!!!!!
we live near 1 of the aformentioned police stations!! yey!! FALLS ROAD ROX
by karen and aoife August 16, 2005
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