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The town of Bel Air, MD, located in the heart of HARCO, is a place that is pretty much made up of nothing but posers. Every kid can be classified by group, ranging from goths to wiggers. But no one in any of these groups are for real. The goths only come out at night to make their weekly friday night trip up to the Harford Mall. This excursion consists of only a few activities: 1. Going straight into "Hot Topic" and never buying anything, just scaring little kids with their freakish clothing styles. 2. Next, they go straight to "Boardwalk Fun", a crumby little arcade in the back corner of the mall. Although only a few of them will actually play the games, they all stand in a circle at the entrance and give the evil-eye to all the preps, wiggers, etc. In the end, the goths are all just anime-loving freaks and geeks and thats the way they like it. The wiggers on the other hand, never leave the arcade, but stay at the same machine all night, trying to break the record on the punching bag strength tester. They look tough in front of their pregnant 16 year old slutty girlfriends, until the occasional ex-marine shows up at the machine and doubles their score in on shot, humiliating them. So after that they go outside, and for some reason, think that no one sees them standing in the corner of the entrance licking up a joint. Later in the evening you will see the emo skaters with their 24 inch pants around their 32 inch waist, carrying around their skateboards inside and out, never actually riding them, walking around sipping milkshakes from Friendly's. Over all this place is a cold war between all of these groups, every individual person thinks they're tougher than the rest of them, but in the end, they're all losers who 70% of them will end up in jail before 25, or die of drug overdose. Bel Air High is a place for sluts the get pregnant before they graduate, and for the wiggers to get their home-grown drugs. Nothing much else to say about that fine establishment. Bel Air middle on the other hand, probably deals just as many drugs as the high school. Crime is low in this town however, with the first murder in 23 yers that just aoccurred recently. Overall, Bel Air has its good points, but they are hard to name
Only in Bel Air...
-70 year old women with liberty spike mohawks who shop in Walden Books
by 138 June 03, 2006
 
1.
"Bel Air," when used as a verb, means to copy a story that another person has posted to the Internet and replace the last half with the lyrics to "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," starting with the line where my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, naw, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and said to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
that dude posted about his gf on a forum but his post totally got bel air'd.
by AstroMan October 19, 2006
 
2.
Or Blair as Bmorians like to call it. A place, located in the middle of no where but the people think they run the world, full of rich families and their rich kids who all drive convertables. The Harford mall is the hang-out spot(that no one seems to remember pre-GAP) for the mall rats in middle school. When you hit high school, this can be upgraded to the Plaza, aka the parking lot between McD's and Superfresh. This usually doesnt last long, until you are all kicked out to Wawa down the street. There is nothing to do in this town, except smoke pot and have sex. Harford county is the number 2 county in the nation for growing pot, and its not a suprise. There is some kid everyother house who gorws pot either hiding it from their parents, or smoking it with them.
Next time you come to Bel Air, knock on a random door to score some home grown weed(if they don't, try the next door) and bang their mom. It's ok, you are in Bel Air.
Guy1: Can I score some marijuana?
Guy2: If i can bang your mom.
by Spunky Kid February 08, 2005
 
3.
where Will Smith grew up with his aunt and uncle so that he could get a better education
In west Philadelphia
born and raised
on the playground is where I spent
most of my days
chilling out, maxing
and relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball
outside of school
when a couple of guys
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your moving
in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
by selfi April 18, 2005
 
4.
To begin a story, often in an online message board, but to have it fade into the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
I'm fucking sick of kidiots who Bel-Air the forums all the time.
by Promethean Sky April 16, 2007
 
5.
Or Blair as Bmorians like to call it. A place, located in the middle of no where but the people think they run the world, full of rich families and their rich kids who all drive convertables. The Harford mall is the hang-out spot(that no one seems to remember pre-GAP) for the mall rats in middle school. When you hit high school, this can be upgraded to the Plaza, aka the parking lot between McD's and Superfresh. This usually doesnt last long, until you are all kicked out to Wawa down the street. There is nothing to do in this town, except smoke pot and have sex. Harford county is the number 2 county in the nation for growing pot, and its not a suprise my mom got scared she said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie Yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
Will Smith, the Fresh prince of bel air
by Will Shmith October 15, 2006
 
6.
To ridicule a post by means of inserting the lyrics to bel air
Or Blair as Bmorians like to call it. A place, located in the middle of no where but the people think they run the world, full of rich families and their mom got scared
And said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air"

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel air are livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo homes to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo homes, smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of bel air
by Richard C. Mongler January 07, 2007
 
7.
is a mixture of 4 groups of people, thugs who get fucked up, preppy kids who get fucked up, the kids that fall in between and get fucked up, and then the dorky kids that don't go out everynight, black out and bang some skee-o. The thugs dont respect the preppy kids cause they think they're gay, preppy kids don't respect the thugs cause they think they're gay, and no one respects the dorky kids cause their virgins. The other guys manage to do alright for themselves, and can be found smoking a blunt, chugging a beer, or disrespecting a girl, in a public place or private, at basically any time of the day. Some kids hang out at harford mall and the superfresh parking lot, both of which are gay. Some kids get wasted in eachothers houses, but NO ONE consistently has something great to do. Tree is easier to get then beer, and chances are in the course of your time here, at least 150 people WILL talk shit about you behind your back. You'll also have at least two run-ins with kids whom you've never met but somehow managed to piss off.
"Yo mother fucker i heard you been talking mad shit yo"

"Who are you? You smell."
by younghov April 19, 2005