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1. Bejesus
A word commonly used to express great surprise or fear.
You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!
by Dan May 6, 2004 share this add a video
2. bejesus
a term that can be used with just about any phrase to add emphasis
I was shizzing last night and it burned the bejesus out of my ass.

I had a nightmare that I saw Todd naked and it scared the bejesus out of me.
by loyolacs Aug 20, 2002 share this add a video
3. bejesus
bejesus: be·je·sus
Variant(s): also be·jee·zus /bi-'jE-z&s, -'jA-, -z&z/
Etymology: alteration of by Jesus
Date: circa 1908
-- (interjection) used as a mild oath;
-- (noun) runny poop
You scured the bejesus out of me.
4. bejesus
1. A small fictitious organ, often visible, found in the left shoulder of immature humans (children and some adults).
2. An exclamation of surprise, likely when one has been scared or startled. Induced by the bejesus leaping out of the body and sometimes running away in fear.
John: Your bejesus is showing.
Harold: Aw, crap - not again!

Bob: You scared the bejesus out of me!
Carl: It went over there.
5. bejesus
the thing or state of being that we know and yet do not know, fear and yet do not fear.
I knew he wanted to slap the bejesus out of me for that comment, but I didn't care.
by georgia Jul 24, 2003 share this add a video
6. bejesus
the ability to comprehend what one sees
my brother beat the bejesus out of me
by Ben Jun 12, 2003 share this add a video
7. bejesus
A term old people use to describe how messed up they got after smoking "the weed".
I smoked the bejesus out of me.