Top Definition
A john is someone who pretends to consume copious amounts of alcohol, and marijuana when in actuality not that much has been consumed. A john is known to overreact and fake being drunk and high as much as possible
After taking a sip of a natty lite

A guy Being A John: IM SO FUCKING DRUNK

Normal Person: Shut up
by Lats341 August 12, 2011
Another name for a cunt, faggot, Bich,dick
Bro stop being a john
by bxuzabc May 19, 2016
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