"It wasn't the police who pulled us over, it was beijing."
Also a place where people driving in ferraris, lambroghinis, hummers, rolls royces and bentleys will drive past people with cars with only one piston, 3 wheels and a crap load of shit in the back trunk.
A place where people are controled wonderfully because of the communist party, if it was some democratic party who ruled china, the poor people would rebel their asses off.
A place where you can find new york like areas and farmlands smelling like shit.
A place where you can get both real and fake rolexs, louis vitons and all the luxury stuff
Really smart chinese guy: You bitch, what are you talking about, Beijing kicks ass
they both travel to beijing and live happily ever after...
"Beijing detained us until the real cops came".