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A competition in which more than one individual wears as much beige as possible in a failed attempt to match.

In a Beige Off there are not always knowing participants; however there are always judges.
Shawn easily won the beige off at work today. He even had on a beige cloth belt from his Boy Scout days.
by Jamark March 05, 2010
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