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28.
The direct opposite of rave,
Have you seen that new cable programme, 'rave eye for the beige guy'
by Pip April 24, 2005
 
1.
To be exiting or exeptionally good.
(not run of the mill, or boring)
Q. How was the party?
A. It was Beige m8, Beige
by mikeryt April 03, 2009
 
2.
description of a county/suburb/jneighborhood/restaurant, etc. that has no personality.
Q. "Where would you like to go tonight for dinner?"
A. "Let's get ouf of "the county". I want to go somewhere that is not beige."

Q. What color are you going to paint your house?
A. The only color the Homes Association will approve - Johnson County beige.
by Aireclay June 27, 2011
 
3.
(noun) Replacement of Epic

(verb) Replacement of Pwned
e.g. those flying monkeys were totally beige!
or,
e.g. dude, you just got beiged with that your mom joke!
by Kopachio Sanchez May 12, 2009
 
4.
A person that is normal to the point of being bland. No style, works a 9-5 job, does not express their individuality. These people can be found in Starbucks, often wearing neutral color clothes, perhaps from the GAP, while sipping a latte and discussing last nights t.v. shows as if the characters were their friends. In group settings it can be difficult to tell them apart. Beige people often never stray from their path or pack. These people commonly experience more eccentric life through others.
Rob pondered as to why Argon said he was beige as he surfed Ebay for auctions to get the complete "Burning Man" experience.
by Kombo July 28, 2011
 
5.
Suburban camouflage
Bro 1: I'm going to Connecticut and don't want to stand out, what should I wear?

Bro 2: Go with beige, you'll blend right in.
by The Don Babyface Killah April 12, 2014
 
6.
The proper French term for "beej", also known as blow job, blowie, blow-jay, head, dome, brain, knowledge, and generally sucking cock.
Dude A: Dude, how was your trip to France?

Dude B: Dude, it was totally awesome. Parlez-vous mad beige, yo.
by pochi_sekos October 21, 2011
 
7.
A pale shade of brown.
Chocolate ice cream is beige.
by SomeoneNew August 08, 2011