Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. -Bass
Dwight- (laughs) Cornell. (eats beet)
Jim- Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight- What is going on? What are you doing?
Jim (aside)- Last week, I saw these glasses on sale. $4. And it only cost $7 to create the rest of the ensemble, which adds up to... (uses calculator watch) $11.
Jim- (places bobblehead on desk)
Dwight (shouting) Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim- (stands up) Michael! (walks into office)
Dwight- Oh, thats funny. (stands up) Michael! (walks into office)
(theme song plays)
Used in code in order to protect the true question. Can be said directly in front of girl.
(Walking through the mall, and see a decent looking girl that you need approval of) You would say.....
'Hey bro, Beets?
"Naw nigga but my moms got deez fresh beets from da market, gawd"
"Damn nigga, I love me some beets. Hand em' ova"