Beet means nothing, or everything. Everything good is Beet. Beet may also be used as a greeting, much like hello.
The word Beet has no association to the food Beet, or the word Beat. It originated from an ancient tribal dialect from the suburbs of Maple Ridge. BC, and is said to be as many as 7 years old. Not much is known about this mysterious language. except that it also includes the words Puu Maa Chuu Sheet Puuu Peet Baaa Daaa Booot Erm In Its and Ku.
Used as a greeting:
Derek says "Beet, what's up?"
Dan replies "Beet, not much"
Beet can also be used to describe something good. "How did you do on your test today?" "Beet"
"Damn, this new casino is Beet"
After winning the game of table hockey, Dan proclaims "You have been BEET!"
n1: a man's package
n2: a moron or an idiot
v1: to fuck around or slack off
n1: The boy was playing with his beet.
n2: My brother-in-law is such a beet.
v1: John spent the whole day beeting off.
Commonly found in a certain business park in Scranton, PA (grown locally at one Schrute Farms), the beet is considered by many to be the mother of all vegetables. Not to be eaten raw by non-beet farmers. Fact- Bears eat beets.
Andy- (bites beet, spits out) You're supposed to cook these, aren't you?
Dwight- (laughs) Cornell. (eats beet)
Jim- Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight- What is going on? What are you doing?
Jim (aside)- Last week, I saw these glasses on sale. $4. And it only cost $7 to create the rest of the ensemble, which adds up to... (uses calculator watch) $11.
Jim- (places bobblehead on desk)
Dwight (shouting) Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim- (stands up) Michael! (walks into office)
Dwight- Oh, thats funny. (stands up) Michael! (walks into office)
(theme song plays)
What's goin' on you lil' ol' beet?
The combination of two words, Boot and Feet, to make a new word, Beet. A boot for the feet.
"I would like a pair of beets for Christmas."
something that is gross, or discusting.
That pile of crap is beet.
The gas station bathroom is beet.
To go red/blush.
Beet -> Beetroot -> Red
OOoohh,,Look at Avril!!! She's beet!!!
1. (noun) Vagina
2. (verb) To have intercourse
Used by people on the Six Nations Territory.
1. Holy heck she has a stink beet!
2. Could you hear them playing beet last night?