A awesome guy that will do anything for the girl that he cares about with all his heart. He will often go for a girl called Shannen and will go crazy for her for the rest of his life. Will get drunk at parties and do stupid things like let people put fags out on his chest but the next day he will tur around and be like "Dude that was so worth it" the cringe in the pain. Likes to be the centre of attention and will wear a mankini at at guy called Jack Ashleys party to get it. He wants to go down in history as being a machine and will work to get it.
Paul: "Dude wtf is up with your chest?"
Beesley: "Some guy put fags out on me..."
Paul: "worth it?"
Beesey: "HELL YEAH!"
Sam: " So whos this girl you keep going on about?"
Beesley: "Shannen and im fucking crazy about her"
An in the closet homosexual who has a false sense of superiority and has dillusions of grandeur. They hide their feelings by inncesant flirting which will eventually result in a drunken groping of a male friend.
Person One: Look at that arse hole flirting with her over there
Person Two: Yeah but did you hear what he did at the party the other day?
Person One: Yeah, he is such a Beesley
A new STD, believed to have originated from the Wigan area in the United Kingdom. Symptoms are wide ranging and varied, but often lead to an aft regrettable sexual encounter, vaginal itching, uncontrollable libido and a strong case of public embarrassment. The only obvious sign that someone's a Beesleys carrier, is the slightly smaller hands that the disease produces.
Although a lot of work currently being done in this field, there is currently no known cure for Beesleys.
Girl 1 - "I think I might have Beesleys"
Girl 2 - "I've got it too I think"