Patrick: Yeah. All he does is sit on the balcony and drink. Try to not go near him. He's got that nasty beerspiration smell.
Paul: "Wow, I got an idea......"
John: "are you sure you are alright, you really are not thinking normal"
Paul: "So what I am gonna do is ride my kid's tricycle off the roof, and grind off the hand rail on the sidewalk, flipping an allie 360 to a perfect landing on the street."
John: "that is total beerspiration"
Result: A massive trauma