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Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed. Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group. Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles. A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they? A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles. |
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