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98.
1)An alcoholic drink that many people find appealing and tasty; myself, I can't stand the shit. Used to cause mild-extreme intoxication, ugly people to have sex, and white guys to dance, at least seemingly well. 2)A word used to describe a confusing/disturbing statement or situation:
Person 1: 'Dude, I scored tickets to the Britney Spears concert!!'

Person 2: 'Beer?'

(Say with Australian accent for best effect)
by Jeezy Chreezy December 26, 2004
 
1.
The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
beer GOOD!
by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003
 
2.
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
by Homer Simpson June 14, 2003
 
3.
The cause of and solution to all life's problems!
-via Homer J. Simpson
by Lugermeister June 14, 2004
 
4.
Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!
- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!
by BeerMaster November 12, 2003
 
5.
A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
by smoog August 13, 2004
 
6.
a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water
i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer
by Anonymous May 08, 2003
 
7.
what men need to function daily
Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going
by daman65 December 11, 2003