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1)An alcoholic drink that many people find appealing and tasty; myself, I can't stand the shit. Used to cause mild-extreme intoxication, ugly people to have sex, and white guys to dance, at least seemingly well. 2)A word used to describe a confusing/disturbing statement or situation:
Person 1: 'Dude, I scored tickets to the Britney Spears concert!!'

Person 2: 'Beer?'

(Say with Australian accent for best effect)
by Jeezy Chreezy December 26, 2004
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1.
The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
beer GOOD!
by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003
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2.
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
by Homer Simpson June 14, 2003
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3.
The cause of and solution to all life's problems!
-via Homer J. Simpson
by Lugermeister June 14, 2004
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4.
Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!
- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!
by BeerMaster November 12, 2003
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5.
A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
by smoog August 13, 2004
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6.
a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water
i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer
by anonymous May 08, 2003
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7.
what men need to function daily
Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going
by daman65 December 11, 2003
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