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5.
A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
by smoog August 13, 2004
 
36.
My mother told me that beer is my enemy, but Jesus told me to love my enemy
Jesus > Mother

Beer > Water
by SurpriseButtSecks69 May 15, 2010
 
37.
A beverage which makes you feel good about yourself and everyone around you. Try to drink a lot in a small amount of time. Enough will turn you into a drooling vegetable. Great for parties.
Randall- "Yay 4 more years of Bush!!!"

Doug- "If you were my son I'd beat you. Now shut up and have a beer"
by SLAYtanic January 29, 2005
 
38.
the constant rise and fall of mankind or the constant fall and rise of one individual (mans) happiness. our best freind and worst enemy
I would kill everyone in this room for a sweet drop of beer.
I love you man...no wait its the beer talkin...wait beer cant talk...ahhh!
by Ben Speary September 14, 2003
 
39.
The only way to make your ugly girlfriend pretty.
When i drank beer my girlfriend turned sexy
by embarg0 May 20, 2006
 
40.
beer its liquid bread its good 4 u
im gonna drink till i speww ewwwww
by lilly June 14, 2004
 
41.
To give someone beer
Dude, beer me!!
by The Beer Baron December 23, 2003
 
42.
1)true holy water
2)fermented shit dat taste good
3)the best kind of drug
by Beezelbub September 12, 2003