The world's oldest alcoholic beverage (approximately 11,000 years old). Made from fermentation of sugars derived from malted grains. It gives one the false impression that they have the ability to do anything.
Last night, after drinking 11 beers, I vandalized an elementary school, shit on my ex-girlfriend's front porch, and crashed into a cop car.
by patjuno? November 19, 2011
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The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
beer GOOD!
by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
by Homer Simpson June 14, 2003
The cause of and solution to all life's problems!
-via Homer J. Simpson
by Lugermeister June 14, 2004
Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!
- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!
by BeerMaster November 12, 2003
A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
by smoog August 13, 2004
a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water
i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer
by Anonymous May 08, 2003
what men need to function daily
Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going
by daman65 December 11, 2003

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