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86.
A song by American ska-punkers Reel Big Fish. A song about getting over past loves and moving, with the help of the western hemispheres favourite drink.
She called me late last night, to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore, but I say she never cared
And that she never will, I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer
She called me late last night, to say she loved me
So..? but I guess he changed her mind
Well i should have known it wouldn't be
All right, but I can't live without her
So i won't even try...
Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
(And she said)
It's ok boy cause you know
We'll be good friends
And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer
by anon January 02, 2004
 
1.
The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
beer GOOD!
by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003
 
2.
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
by Homer Simpson June 14, 2003
 
3.
The cause of and solution to all life's problems!
-via Homer J. Simpson
by Lugermeister June 14, 2004
 
4.
Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!
- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!
by BeerMaster November 12, 2003
 
5.
A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
by smoog August 13, 2004
 
6.
a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water
i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer
by Anonymous May 08, 2003
 
7.
what men need to function daily
Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going
by daman65 December 11, 2003