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10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion:

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
- Why should your mother-in-law have a square head?
- So it is more convenient to place your glass of beer.
by alvit May 19, 2009
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My mother told me that beer is my enemy, but Jesus told me to love my enemy
by SurpriseButtSecks69 May 15, 2010
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...because everyone needs a hobby
dude, i'm bored. Time for a beer
by Joe Face August 09, 2005
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what is the malted liquor
what gets you drunker quicker
what comes in bottles or in cans (beer!)
can't get enough of it (beer!)
how we really love it (beer!)
makes me think i'm a man (beer!)
i could kiss and hug it (beer!)
but i'd rather chug it (beer!)
got my belly up to here (beer!)
i could not refuse a (beer!)
i could really use a (beer!)
Beer, Beer, Beer!
by [ - stacys mom - ] October 18, 2003
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a substance imbibed by males which, in time improves the appearance of ugly women and should be purchased more than makeup cuz it does a whole hell of a lot more for ya if yer really ugly than any makeup ever will
After 15 beers, rosie odonnel becomes do-able
by king god the pharoah December 21, 2003
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Possibly the best thing ever to be invented ever. I MEAN IT.
GIVE ME BEER. NOW, or I will hurt you.
by THE METALHEAD March 01, 2005
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- After Bacon. it's the way of life
- The saver of old lonely men
- It even sounds cool..heh..heh.. Beer.
- I'm so drunk I forgot my life sucks
- Look everyone.. that guys hat looks like a penis...
- heheheheheeheehehehehe pickle...
by sk8aholic July 24, 2004
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