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2.
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
by Homer Simpson June 14, 2003
 
50.
Substance to sustain activity, fuel for life.
I need beer to survive.
by Snap, Crackle, and Pop November 11, 2007
 
51.
gift from god and a cure all.
Beer makes ugly women pretty and loosens pretty womens inhibitions. It warms u when your cold and cools u when your warm. Brings u up when u feel down, and helps u celebrate the good times. every ocassion is made better by beer. want an example. picture yourself eating a pizza, now picture yourself eating a pizza w/ a beer. Picture yourself watching the super bowl, now picture yourself watching the super bowl w/ a beer
by robert duffitt November 09, 2006
 
52.
A miracle drink that makes ugly women look like super models, and when you sleep with them makes you forget about it.
Guy1: WOW! She is hot!
Guy2: Man, no more beer for you.
by Adrian Skertchly May 03, 2005
 
53.
the meaning of life, is beer. when you're at a party, or just sitting around with your buddies having a nice juicy 4 pound serloin steak with delicious bbq sauce, nothings better than having a beer. As a certified underage drinker, I enjoy the cool refreshing drop of beer on my tongue. Have a beer, have a wonderful time.
weeee i love beer. beer is really good. SUPERCALAFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS ? f- that shit, BEER.
by vandermeer ! August 26, 2005
 
54.
The world's oldest alcoholic beverage (approximately 11,000 years old). Made from fermentation of sugars derived from malted grains. It gives one the false impression that they have the ability to do anything.
Last night, after drinking 11 beers, I vandalized an elementary school, shit on my ex-girlfriend's front porch, and crashed into a cop car.
by patjuno? November 19, 2011
 
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The cause and solution to all of lifes problems.
Cause: Hey man, im sorry that i fucked your wife, and crashed your car and ate all of your pizza and pissed on your dog.

Solution: But, i can go pick you up some beer tonight, and we can hang out at my place.
by Btabs July 01, 2010
 
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A carmel colored liquid, used to lower ihibitions. Usually consumed in mass quantities, causing the consumer to vomit violently.
I saw this really hot chick, and was scared to talk to her. After a couple beers, i got up my nerve.
by Pixie.Punk July 10, 2008