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Beer
The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
beer GOOD!
by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003
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beer
The cause of and solution to all life's problems!
-via Homer J. Simpson
by Lugermeister June 14, 2004
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beer
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
by Homer Simpson June 14, 2003
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BEER
Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!
- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!
by BeerMaster November 12, 2003
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beer
A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
by smoog August 13, 2004
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beer
a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water
i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer
by Anonymous May 08, 2003
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beer
Beer.
Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since the 1600s!
Even though Linda was beat as hell,after a few beers she was beautiful!
by Derek214 May 28, 2006
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