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The muscles- or more likely the lack thereof- found in the male abdominal area. This phrase is a tailor-made justification for excessive amber nectar consumption, and places the onus on drinking a six-pack, rather than having one. 'Been to the gym lately?'
'Nah, but I gave the beer muscles a good workout last night.' |
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n. false bravado; Dutch courage; the powers one imagines one has after one has consumed 19 pints of beer. Man1: I'm a gonna go and pick up that incredibly hot girl over there - the one who's sitting with that huge looking footballer.
Man2: Whoa, haven't your beer muscles grown! |
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When one has consumed too much alcohol and is convinced he can fight any one or lift any heavy object. Nigga 1:"Tray was trippin last night, man. He drank 3 forty onces and smoked 3 blunts and tried to fight 2 big ass nigga's who been smart eye'in him the whole night!"
Nigga 2:"You right, you right. Nigga had beer muscles! One dem nigga's is a linebacker for Virginia, that nigga was a mob beast niggy for sho'.I'm juz glad Tray pulled a hernia befo' the fight even started so no fight went down. Nigga thought he could pick up a 50 inch plasma and toss it at a nigga like a baseball, he perp." |
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when u drink a lot of beer and get hammered. then think that your the toughest guy ever and try to fight everyone your drunk! ya but i have beer muscles!
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what most douche bags get after drinking 2 or more beers, and think they are a cage fighter. Scott- Hey Steve have you seen Derick?
Steve- Ya, douche bag Derick had his second beer flexed his beer muscles and is over there trying to fight all those bikers in the corner... |
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When you get so drunk that you start to think you can fight anything in your path. Chick 1: I think you've had too much to drink.
Chick 2: What makes you think that ? Chick 1: Cause you just tried to punch a telephone pole. You are getting beer muscles. |
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