Urban Dictionary: Beer bruises

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1.	Beer bruises
	buy beer bruises mugs, tshirts and magnets Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining. Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone. Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!? by ..WiL May 22, 2005 share this


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