To perform the beer poop on a sickly individual:
1) Bend that sucker over and drop their pants.
2) Open a long neck beer and shake it up with your thumb atop the bottle.
3) Let the thumb go and immediately insert the neck of the beer into the sick individual's anus.
4) Try to catch the quickly exiting turds for bonus points.
Bonus points if your beer poop is performed by Ron Jeremy, and/or you host videos of beer pooping on the network servers of Duke University.
Let's go watch beerpoop.avi in Guenther's room.