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1.
He has a devil put aside for me. For me. For meeeeeeeee.
*AIR GUITAR*

Nothing really matters to me.
by varietylevel13 March 26, 2004
 
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Beelzebub, a translation of Baal-zebub. Both translate to Lord of Flies (more commonly), or Lord of the Dungheap. Because flies often gather around decaying corpses and as well spread disease, the term is symbolic for Lord of Death, Decay, Disease, etc. Beelzebub is either used as a synonym for Satan himself, or, as was made popular in Paradise Lost, as Satan's second-in-command devil.
You cast out devils by Beelzebub, chief of devils. (Accusation made toward Jesus, meaning he casts out devils by calling upon Satan.)
by Matt Miller May 28, 2004
 
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Not Satan.

It is an ancient Jewish pisstake on a pagan god, Ba'al Zebul (which means Lord of the High House).

The Israelites changed it to Beelzebub which means Lord of the Flies as a diss.

Beelzebub does not mean Satan, it means Lord of the Flies
by Anonymous August 11, 2003
 
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All previous definations invalid due to not knowing my mother-in-law. Evil incarnate. Essence of all that is despised and hated. Soul sucking, demonic possessing, revoker of liberty.
As SHE walked into the room the air was pulled from my lungs and I was left with only a lingering corrosive putrid smell. At that point I recalled countless books I read about the last moments of death. This would eventually be my last patriotic thought. My body tensed with muscles no longer capable of carrying hope. What is was hope anyway? My soul should have been hers but it was actually HERS. Then it was final, SHE had become my mother in law. Is there redemption in hell? Beelzebub offers none.
by SKAAA December 21, 2006
 
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In Beelzebub worship a supernatural being that is all good and the provider of the two things that make life worth living food and sex. Beelzebub worship is mostly concerned with food and sex.
Are you going to the Beelzebub feast tonight?
by The Fury 13 September 30, 2010
 
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What my math teacher calls me
math teacher: Beelzebub, do some work
me: O_o but I am Rumplestiltskin...
by MissUnderstood April 05, 2007