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1.
defines a large set of breasts, but not the kind that look nice, such as what would be described as bazookas or a nice rack, these tits are big, meaty, saggy boobs belonging to a fat, disgusting member of either sex, there is also the possibility that large amounts of hair could be on beef tits as well.
Damn nigga, that girl's tits hang down to her knees!, She got herself a crazy case of beef tits!

Because Ernest kept making light of how fat and disgusting Gertrude was, she was finally left with no other choice but to take out her beef tits and smack him across the face with them, his face is still swollen from it.

Yesterday in the locker room I saw Henry and his beautiful beef tits, I had to run over and grab them as hard as I can, it was much more than a handful and Henry screamed like a women, he will never go near me again, but it was worth it and I would do it all over again.
by One Shaved Gorilla June 22, 2006
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2.
A kid with large man boobs that attends many LAN parties and plays way to much WOW. He sometimes wears a shirt that says game. And looks like the kid from the numa numa dance. Oh yeah and also hacks on counterstrike
Wow Beeftits is definatly hacking.
by T0_1337_4_j00 April 22, 2005
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3.
Very large and unattractive breasts. Usually found on 'hefer' like women in excess of 250 pounds. Beef tits are large flabs of flesh that pancake and hang uselessly against the body of the horribly unattractive woman they are attached to. They typically have large stretched out nipples that are about the size of a CD, and allthough I've never come into contact with any, I reckon they stink! (due to the fact that the woman cannot lift them to clean under them properly)
Holy fuck that fat cow of a woman has some huge "beeftits"
by Ian December 07, 2003
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4.
mike milner's huge boobs
mike milner's beef tits
by squeak69 March 31, 2010
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