Humongous flapping pussy lips that resemble skin curtains.
It was so windy at the nude beach that her beef drapes were whistling in the breeze.When she body surfed the anchovies were nipping at her large venetian skin blinds
by doyle February 12, 2004
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The excess labial skin around a female's vagina, often created by repetitive insertion of penises, namely large ones. "Beef" refers to the often brown hue of drapey labia majora. An argument can also be made for the "nature vs, nurture" of beef drapes, as some women are born with a relatively "beefy vag". However, the most beefy vaginal drapes are most often the product of both birth and repetitive pounding.
Last night I was about to go down on this girl, when I realized she had massive beef drapes sprouting from her cunt. Honestly, I almost threw some some Arby's sauce on that bitch, she had a fucking Big Montana surrounding her vag piece.
by bossross March 3, 2008
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The shanked out remains of the labia after hours of jammy jam
I banged her so long and hard bitch had some beef drapes
by chris March 15, 2005
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A girls vigina lips that hang long because of over exposer to sex.

Curry likes long beef drapes.
by Anonymous April 23, 2003
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The excess labial skin around a female's vagina, often created by repetitive insertion of penises, namely large ones. "Beef" refers to the often brown hue of drapey labia majora. An argument can also be made for the "nature vs, nurture" of beef drapes, as some women are born with a relatively "beefy vag". However, the most beefy vaginal drapes are most often the product of both birth and repetitive pounding.
Last night I was about to go down on this girl, when I realized she had massive beef drapes sprouting from her cunt. Honestly, I almost threw some Arby's sauce on that bitch, she had a fucking Big Montana surrounding her clam piece.
by bossross March 4, 2008
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I have beef drapes...i hate them so much cas they smell everywhere n when i get my menstruating time mum has to get the mop out and its so stained already that we also use mums hair.So now its red, but she cant use mine so she just puts her hair onto mine and rubs!
My vagina...why do i have such long beefy drapes hanging up in my vagina!Them beef drapes smell funky!
by Lorry S. October 8, 2005
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