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14. Beef Curtain
It means pussy lips.
Time to start the show better spread the Beef Curtain
by Doug Mar 31, 2005 share this
1. beef curtain
stretched out and saggy vaginal lips. It is also refered to as a "shotgun blast" or an "exploded bubble gum bubble"
When I got one look at her beef curtain, I pulled up my pants.
by toast455 Jun 22, 2005 share this
2. beef curtain
Big saggy pussy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a cock on a cold wintry day.
Being stuck in a blizzard, I was very thankful my girlfriend had her warm beef curtains to keep my dick from getting frost-bitten and fall off.
3. beef curtain
Reference to a vagina that has very saggy lips that are comparable to beef, and curtains, hence the name beef curtains. Often occurs after a lot of sex.
A porn star likely has beef curtains.
by Kiwi Pomerleau Jun 2, 2004 share this
4. beef curtain
The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
by tnt May 1, 2003 share this
5. beef curtain
Very large and droopy, even pendulous, vaginal labia.
My mom has the biggest pussy lips in the world; they're like a beef curtain.
6. beef curtain
yet another synonym for the female genetalia, specifically the inner labia. Sometimes used in conjuction with "rainbow tint"--referring to the color gradation at the ends of sliced roast beef.(Abbreviation: curtain)(See baloney flap)
Seriously, she had a full-on beef curtain...with rainbow tint!

Ain't nothin' wrong with a little "curtain" every now and then.
by skittlesyum Jul 25, 2003 share this
7. Beef Curtain
A girl whos vagina is similar to roast beef
Ashley Casiano is such a beef curtain
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