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A Beef Shakira is when you tie an 8 ball of cocaine to the end of your dick, and fuck a girl in the ass to turn her into a drug mule.
"The feds arrested me at the airport today, I didn't know I had drugs in me, my boyfriend must have given me a beef shakira!"
by 10angrymexicans June 02, 2012

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