1. A cool guy in a black hat and horned rimmed glasses who roams around high as a kite.
2. Sells the best weed. Oh yeah.
3. Has a cool collection of vintage records, and great taste in music to boot.
4. Is kind to kind people, mean to mean people and gangster dicks
5. Handy with kitchen knives and steel poles
6. Drinking record- 46 beers
"See that dude over there? He is so cool, he almost cooler than Beechwood is!"