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To be deported from your bedroom to somewhere else—generally uncomfortable—in the house, usually by your partner or because of an unwanted child taking up space in the bed.
My daughter got scared and came into bed, and there wasn't much room, so the wife bedroom deported me.

After a violent bedroom deportation, John lay on the hard couch, contemplating who in fact wears the pants in the relationship.
by Claudius Ptolemaeus November 05, 2010