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1. Someone who loves being in bed so much that they growl and huff, then slump over like a defeated dragon. 2. A practicioner in the ancient art of bedmonstering. One who bedmonsters. Norm: Hey you, time to get up!
(Bob, laying next to Norm, growls and then huffs. Then turns over and begins to emit a melodic snore) Norm: Jesus Christ, are you bedmonstering again? Bob: Fo sho', muthafucker. I is a bedmonster, innit! Raaaaah! (Turns over again and falls asleep) |
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