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A vagina that has been stretched so much it resembles or, in some extreme cases, can be mistaken for a bed skirt.
Oh, Alice! I can't find the remote control. I think I left it in your bed skirt.

Alice, I love you but your pussy is a big red bed skirt.
by AmichaelG1 January 02, 2010