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A wonderful colloquialism for the one and only male sexual organ: The peen.
Hey Ashleigh, how about you come over and play a little tune on the ole' bed flute?
by ThaBigCheesy November 02, 2010
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A term coined by well known Australian social commentors Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson for the "glans penis".
Warney's skillful use of the bedflute has made him a legend in the horizontal folkdancing community.
by Alfonso of Fyshwick October 11, 2005
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