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appear inviting
The night beckons!
by nevervoid August 22, 2008
v. calculate without using actual statistics, facts, or reasoning; act in a Glen Beck-esque manner.
Check out the way Sarah Palin is beckoning in her speeches. I beckon she'll be president soon!

I beckon most NFL fans are overweight cheese doodlers.
by gnostic1 April 20, 2011