| 1. | Because I'm Rick James, bitch! | ||
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"I'm Rick James, bitch!" is a phrase made popular by Dave Chappelle through some hilarious sketches. Someone added because to the beginning, and now "Because I'm Rick James, bitch!" is an explanation for anything. Teacher: Why did you give me an apple with a fishhook in it?
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch! Teacher: I don't understand. Student: What did the five fingers say to the face? Teacher: What? Student: <bitch slap> Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!? Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch! Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty. Boyfriend: That's right, bitch! Judge: Why did you shoot this man? Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch! Judge: Case dismissed. Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches! |
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