Blowing a zurbert OR a raspberry onto a penis or vagina to make said penis and/or vagina vibrate and produce a loud vibrating sound.
Hello my dear. Lovely day in the park, isn't it? Why don't you come over here and sit on my face and I'll rip a beazley on your labia, darling!
by (PenisJesus) May 22, 2011
Top Definition
A huge stinky turd. Like the mother of all turds, when you really rip a shit that will make it in turd folklore. Most commonly used with the term: "Rip" i.e "Rip a beazley"
These are usually "ripped" after eating a large amount of food, mainly fast food.
"Holy god, i just ripped the most diabolical beazley ever"

"If i eat all that, im going to have to slaughter the most intense beazley"
by beazley ripper May 09, 2010
1. An amazing person who doesn't realize or won't accept that they are.

2. A sexy, kind, smart, and thoughtful person.

3. The perfect boyfriend.

4. The guy that any girl would be lucky to have.
"I'm so glad my boyfriend is a Beazley." ;)
by Amberlnn December 13, 2009
a fat fucker of a man who was born to become a great loser. just think of big kim ;)
that's a bit "beazley" dont you think?
by Zeke the fucking Freak September 10, 2003
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