EXCESSIVELY hairy beaver (pussy), thus resembling the pelt of a dead beaver (animal). Usually with pubic hair flowing from the belly button down the inner thighs, thus obliterating any treasure trail. Woman with said Beaver Pelt are forced to wear granny underwear as any attempt to wear a thong would be fucking revolting. Often this affects Northern Canadian and ALL European women. NOTE: squirrel fucking, tree hugging bitches often have a Beaver Pelt.
1. Sadly Bobby could not fuck Tracy after he saw her Beaver Pelt due to his projectile vomiting.
by makemepuke September 17, 2006
Can you define these popular missing words?
Canadian name for facial hair style, where hair is only present on the neck without any additional mustache, beard, goatee, etc.; interchangeable with "Neckbeard".
Did you see that gross Beaver Pelt Carl was rocking? Grisliest Neckbeard I ever seen!
by discojoe September 23, 2011