A small city in the southeastern region of Texas, commonly referred to as "the asshole of Texas." Beaumont and its surrounding area is a melting pot of sorts for negative stereotypes. it houses its fair share of bible-beating, racist rednecks, ghetto-ass black people, illegal mexican roofers and silk shirt-clad Pakistani convenience store owners. Beaumont is also well known for its unbearable, all encompassing odor. Many have compared it to the smell of a dead fish stuffed into a shit filled sweatsock. It is always important to remember that this city should be avoided at all costs.
Guy 1: Oh god, it smells like shit out here!
Guy 2: You obviously haven't been to Beaumont, TX.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Exactly.