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1.
To beat someone, as you would a mule that did not belong to you. Without hesitancey.
Bitch, I'm gonna beat you like a rented Mule.
by Philip September 12, 2003
 
2.
To mistreat for one's own interests without fear of reprimand.
He beat that dog like a rented mule.
by Lew Stuwle July 12, 2003
 
3.
To masturbate violently and prolifically.
by Ebin October 29, 2002