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1. Beat it like a rented mule
To beat someone, as you would a mule that did not belong to you. Without hesitancey.
Bitch, I'm gonna beat you like a rented Mule.
by Philip Sep 12, 2003 share this add a video
2. Beat it like a rented mule
To mistreat for one's own interests without fear of reprimand.
He beat that dog like a rented mule.
3. Beat it like a rented mule
To masturbate violently and prolifically.
by Ebin Oct 29, 2002 share this add a video