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The act of masturbation (male or female)
Matt: Hey man, hurry up, the football games about to start.

Zak: Alright dude, give me ten minutes, I need to go to the bathroom and beat the spread before it starts.
by hickoryhillhogs August 28, 2010
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Zak: Dude, you comin' over to watch the game?

Matt: Give me a little while. Elizabeth just got here and I need to go beat the spread first.
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