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A fat lard that rides lawn mowers and slightly resembles a slab of moldy roast beef.
Smells like moose. Perma-camel toe. Razor Burnt Cooter. "Move over GEOFFFREEY!" Beasty J had anal sex, but her mom walked in and her boyfriend pulled out and Beasty J shat everywhere, and her boyfriend vomitted on her shoes.
Taking a crap on someone's lawn AKA pulling a Beasty J. |
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