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8.
A caucasian male, who is of the Jewish religion, does not act as if he is of african descent, is in no way attempting to be associated with blacks, and IS from the "hood".
1. Any member of the Beastie Boys.
by sdakofsduj July 28, 2006
 
9.
Sexy Jewish boys I want to have babies with. I love their music. Who else can pull off... "See I walk, a like Jabba da hut, wit style so new y'all be like what?!" They're ultra cool because they can be funny, have good beats, good rhymes, and have a good cause at that same time.
Me: Oh my lord, the beastie boys are HAWT.
Someone stupid: Ewwww. 50 cent is all the rage these days. DAMN! I'd break off a piece of dat!
Me: *Shoots them in the face*
Me: Now you living like 50 cent, BITCH!
by funkfunk April 13, 2006
 
10.
the only jews people actually like. known for their ill beats.
damn son you hear the new beastie boys beat?

hell ya dog shit was mad tight.
by j3vv August 24, 2008
 
11.
the totally wiked band from NYC.
these guys are the LORD
dude: "Yo dude! The Beastie Boys are the MASTER"
dooshe: "Your mum's the MASTER"
dude: "Your Matt's the MASTER"
by BEKELE September 14, 2005
 
12.
the best jews since jezus.
i just got the new beastie boys album hello nasty
by symple jack March 14, 2009
 
13.
A hip hop band consisting of four Jews - MCA, Adrock, Mike D and Mixmaster Mike.
Mixmaster Mike is not usually credited as being part of the band as he has not been with them throughout their whole hsitroy, but he has proven to be an intergral part of the Beastie Boys in recent albums.
Their first hit, Licensed To Ill, was released in 1984 and shot them to stardom.
They are evry fond of their hometown of New York.
Some people dislike the Beastie Boys because they use elements of rock in their songs, however it should be noted that the majority of Beastie Boys tracks are hip hop.
Many other people are too young and stupid to know that the beastie Boys were around long before their album 'To The 5 Boroughs' and generally pass them off as wannabee rappers in the same vein as Eminem. These people are stupid arseholes.
Guy 1: Hey man, what you listening to?
Guy 2: Just some Beastie boys, bro
Guy 1: Beastie Boys? Those wannabee fags?
Guy 2: Suck a dick, punk!
by TweekTard November 02, 2007
 
14.
1. One of the last good rap bands.
2. Gay males who casually engage in sexual acts with animals.
1. The Beastie Boys song "Sabatoge" kicks ass.
2. Those damn beastie boys keep sucking dog cocks.
by john July 08, 2003