a lonely deer crossing the road that is slightly deaf in it's left ear , and has a slight case of tonsillitis , but doesn't like going to the doctor cause he has awful health insurance .
Kara: hows your deer?

Ellen: BAMBIIII ! NOOO ! WATCH OUT FOR THAT CAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!‚Äč!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cassie: my dad killed bambii, im sorry

Ellen: no .... Phil Collins killed bambi .. that beastard ..
by suckmyasshole July 07, 2011

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Beast+ Bastard

Someone who is more of an asshole than you are able to tell using already existing words
Holy shit nigga, dat muthafuckin' beastard kickd dat homeless dude and set his cardboard box on fire
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