| 1. | Bearomatic Pressure | |
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When too many bears are in the atmOsphere, causing interruptions to daily life. Known Remedies: Placing tuna outside overnight. The bears will come down from the atmOsphere in search of the tuna. Person A: "I have a really bad headache"
Person B: "No, the bearomatic pressure is just too high. Try leaving some tuna on your porch tonight" |
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