An abstract/emotional verb meaning to lie to someone. This phenomenon is actually very old going back to the year 1877 of the days of Horace Beard, Sr. In those days, Horace was the town drunk, and always tried to get a free shot of whiskey from the town bar by telling the bartender that he was getting paid the following week.
The tradition continues even to today, with many people bearding many other people.
Daniel: Hey man, I just installed anti-gravity plates on my truck.
Jason: Man, there's ain't no such thing as anti-gravity plates for civilians, or any other ones that humans might produce. Well, maybe the Japanese, but I'm sure you don't have your hands on any.
Daniel: Naw man, I got anti-gravity plates from my dad who got them from the army.
Jason: Daniel, I believe you to be Bearding me. Don'tcha be bearding me, biyah.
v. The act of growing a beard.
Ignorant non-bearded co-worker: "Dude, seriously - what the hell is wrong with your face?"
Cool hip bearded employee: "I'm bearding this month and would appreciate it if you went and pissed up a rope!"
The act in which two men rub their beards together. This is most commonly done after slaying a ninja.
Matt: Hey, Jon! Did you just slay that ninja?
Jon: Yeah. Want to beard?
Matt:Of course. Bearding always follows slaying a ninja.
Relaxing, Chilling, Unwinding.
When a man does nothing, his beard grows.
"Dude, whatcha doin'?"
at home. You?"
"Same. Shall we beard
(Verb) The contagious act of spreading one's beard by any form of bearded face to non-bearded face contact.
Sgt. Bigelow reports that his wife is now growing a beard due to bearding:
"Luckily I don't have to shave for work. The wife isn't to keen on it yet but I think it's growing on her"
The ancient art of growing ones facial hair beyond pre-pubescent stubble.
This practice requires dedication, and automagically increases manlyness by 200%
Total disregard of Shaving implements & Beardists is required.
Total respect for Manself, is required for successful growth.
"Did you see that Magnificent looking dude? , He's obviously Bearding " #nohomo
(vb)- the act of rubbing one's beard on someone. Can be done to any part of the body.
Girl 1: So how far'd you get with Beardguy last night?
Girl 2: Well. . . he ended up bearding me for a while.
Girl 1: No f*cking way!